Like a psychotic kitten


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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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fuckyeahtattoos:

My panda tattoo.

My first tattoo and not my last, freehanded by Paper Frank (ATL)

The story of why I got this tattoo is more of how I got this tattoo (which is a pretty long story) but I’ve always admire bears especially the panda because of how rare they are, I see it where one day kids will only get a chance to see pandas in text books because of that reason, I like their demeanour and how they just go about their business, they pretty much won’t bother you unless you bother them.






  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!
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jesus who wants to join me in the purple swinging fucking teepee

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Jesus christ. GET ON MY BLOG. GET ON IT. This is beautiful

Everytime I see this, it must go back on my blog.

My mom was a punk rocker…she’s the most amazing person I’ll ever know.

My mum has been to 4 A7X concerts, 2 slipknot concerts and loads more and she used to be a punk. 

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Gerard Way’s artwork for The Black Parade 

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  • Fall Out Boy: brothers and sisters put this record down take my advice 'cause we are bad news we will leave you high and dry
  • Me: wHY DIDN'T I LISTEN OH MY GOD
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